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Thursday, July 15, 2010
YouTube - Man of the People - Episode 1
YouTube - Man of the People - Episode 1
This is the first clip from a documentary starring yours truly, called "Man of the People".
This is the first clip from a documentary starring yours truly, called "Man of the People".
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Thoughts on BP
Dear Citizens,
One of the luxuries of being a loser in the last election cycle is that now I can say whatever I want about whomever I want. I am going to use that license to talk a little bit about the crisis in the Gulf.
BP has been aggressively trying to save its image with the public. It's bought one-page color ads in the New York Times, telling us they are “going to get it right.”
How many people believe that? Get what right?
Maybe they should run an advertising firm instead. Maybe that's what they meant. “Goddammit, we might not be able to run an oil company, but we can sure as hell make a good ad!” And we should give them credit for that. Making good ads takes a lot of work: good copy, good photos, right mood, good layout. Spell check. Ability to lie through your teeth.
They couldn't get it right the first time! Why would anyone expect them to get it right now? What, did the MO of trying to make as much money as possible suddenly change? Did this massive screw-up, the worst environmental catastrophe in the history of our nation turn them into a philanthropic foundation?
The way I see it, drilling for oil is like driving a car, but on a massive, massive scale. It's not a right, it's a privilege. And if you screw it up, you no longer get the privilege. Depending on the screw-up you might get fined, get your car confiscated, even get sent to jail. Like drunk driving.
When someone drives drunk, they are forgetting that little fact. More importantly, they are forgetting that they could kill not only themselves but other people, some of whom probably don't even deserve it. (I know because I've driven drunk and I didn't think about any of those things. I was thinking about the shortcuts I could take so I could still make last call. And I don't do that anymore because it's stupid.)
Well, an oil rig is like a car. It's got about 300 people on there, all helping to drive it. And there are many more people who made the car, and others who made the road the car was going to drive on. And who was the head, the brain driving that operation? That was BP. And if BP doesn't have the common sense to, when it does the equivalent of building an interstate highway through an elementary school and running Ford Pintos on it at a hundred miles an hour, when it doesn't have the common sense to have ambulances waiting to deal with this supposedly “unforeseeable accident,” then you revoke BP's privileges.
“But what about the jobs?” I hear you say. “You know, people work on those rigs!” Yep. And now they can work on other rigs who haven't screwed-up. Because you cannot keep a dangerous business open just because of the jobs. That is BS. “Hey we just found out this bakery isn't a bakery at all, it's a POISON bakery! They were substituting sugar with rat poison because the poison was cheaper. It was more profitable in the short run. A dozen people died. But don't close the bakery! Think about the jobs!” That would be absurd. And letting BP continue to drill a mile beneath the ocean is absurd, too.
I am Toby Morton, and I am still running for Mayor.
For more info about Toby and the show that follows him, "Man of the People", please log on to www.tobymorton.com
One of the luxuries of being a loser in the last election cycle is that now I can say whatever I want about whomever I want. I am going to use that license to talk a little bit about the crisis in the Gulf.
BP has been aggressively trying to save its image with the public. It's bought one-page color ads in the New York Times, telling us they are “going to get it right.”
How many people believe that? Get what right?
Maybe they should run an advertising firm instead. Maybe that's what they meant. “Goddammit, we might not be able to run an oil company, but we can sure as hell make a good ad!” And we should give them credit for that. Making good ads takes a lot of work: good copy, good photos, right mood, good layout. Spell check. Ability to lie through your teeth.
They couldn't get it right the first time! Why would anyone expect them to get it right now? What, did the MO of trying to make as much money as possible suddenly change? Did this massive screw-up, the worst environmental catastrophe in the history of our nation turn them into a philanthropic foundation?
The way I see it, drilling for oil is like driving a car, but on a massive, massive scale. It's not a right, it's a privilege. And if you screw it up, you no longer get the privilege. Depending on the screw-up you might get fined, get your car confiscated, even get sent to jail. Like drunk driving.
When someone drives drunk, they are forgetting that little fact. More importantly, they are forgetting that they could kill not only themselves but other people, some of whom probably don't even deserve it. (I know because I've driven drunk and I didn't think about any of those things. I was thinking about the shortcuts I could take so I could still make last call. And I don't do that anymore because it's stupid.)
Well, an oil rig is like a car. It's got about 300 people on there, all helping to drive it. And there are many more people who made the car, and others who made the road the car was going to drive on. And who was the head, the brain driving that operation? That was BP. And if BP doesn't have the common sense to, when it does the equivalent of building an interstate highway through an elementary school and running Ford Pintos on it at a hundred miles an hour, when it doesn't have the common sense to have ambulances waiting to deal with this supposedly “unforeseeable accident,” then you revoke BP's privileges.
“But what about the jobs?” I hear you say. “You know, people work on those rigs!” Yep. And now they can work on other rigs who haven't screwed-up. Because you cannot keep a dangerous business open just because of the jobs. That is BS. “Hey we just found out this bakery isn't a bakery at all, it's a POISON bakery! They were substituting sugar with rat poison because the poison was cheaper. It was more profitable in the short run. A dozen people died. But don't close the bakery! Think about the jobs!” That would be absurd. And letting BP continue to drill a mile beneath the ocean is absurd, too.
I am Toby Morton, and I am still running for Mayor.
For more info about Toby and the show that follows him, "Man of the People", please log on to www.tobymorton.com
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Reaction to the Idiot who Wanted to Kill Obama
TOBY MORTON
For Mayor
Hello, Friends,
I don't know if anyone heard, but a guy got arrested recently for allegedly threatening to kill the President. He was a private security guard working at Newark Airport. I got a coupla thoughts about that.
First, we must all, as Americans who enjoy the benefits and freedoms of democracy, remember that the accused are innocent until proven guilty, even if they allegedly declare they want to dismember the President and feed his parts to animals, and are found to be in possession of hollow-tip "cop-killer" bullets. (I'm sure there's a legit explanation for them, like, "hey, I was just buying them so that some REAL criminal couldn't!", or "hey, they were just stocking-stuffers for my nephew, I was going to fill them with candy!)
If the allegations prove to be true, this is a deplorable situation for the following reasons:
1) It is deplorable that the right-wing rhetoric by some pundits and preachers has come to such a high pitch that we should see someone try to take a step to enacting the logical outcome of this rhetoric.You might not like the President, but you can't do violence to him as your solution. Because, whether or not like the President, the office is bigger than the man, and when you threaten violence to the President, you are threatening us, the people, whom he represents.
And don't give me that, "oh my God! But THIS guy is ushering in Fascism," or "Communism", or whatever other crap people say about our presidents when they don't like them. That is BS, and if you don't realize it is BS, then track down one of your good American neighbors who emigrated from the Soviet Union, or China, or Haiti, and ask them if our country compares. Because until you have lived in a police state, or talked with someone who has, in order to understand the horrors involved, you have no idea what you are talking about. It was BS when the left said it about Bush and it's BS now.
2) It will be deplorable if this man is convicted and he is treated w/any more compassion than the Gitmo detainees. A terrorist is a terrorist is a terrorist, and by any other name would smell as beastly. Or, you could reverse it and say that it is deplorable that the Gitmo detainees currently are treated worse than a person accused of any crime in this country, because they lack the basic rights of the accused that our country holds so dear. It's one or the other. A little fairness is all I'm asking for.
3) It will be MOST deplorable that this guy was hired in the first place. This is a big problem all over the Metro area. After 9/11, we saw armies of private security guards park their rears in our government buildings and do nothing. Don't blame the guards! Sure, there are some good ones. But there are lots of worthless ones. These companies don't screen applicants well, don't pay a decent wage, and offer little training. What do we expect?
And why do we have all these private security guards? So we can feel more secure. Well, currently, that's about as effective using a chicken cutlet to call your mother in Florida and wish her "happy birthday". I feel like when I walk by a private security guard in the morning and flash my ID, there are two people working: there's the security guard, who's acting like what they're doing is making me safer, and there's me, who's acting like I believe that they're keeping me safer. The only difference is, I'm not being paid for my half of the operation. And, I'll tell ya', the amount of times I've done this, I think security companies owe me a pretty fat check.
Better training, better screening, and better wages for security guards. If they're doing important work, treat them like professionals. And that holds true whether this guy is guilty or innocent.
Yours in the Struggle,
Toby Morton
www.tobymorton.com
For Mayor
Hello, Friends,
I don't know if anyone heard, but a guy got arrested recently for allegedly threatening to kill the President. He was a private security guard working at Newark Airport. I got a coupla thoughts about that.
First, we must all, as Americans who enjoy the benefits and freedoms of democracy, remember that the accused are innocent until proven guilty, even if they allegedly declare they want to dismember the President and feed his parts to animals, and are found to be in possession of hollow-tip "cop-killer" bullets. (I'm sure there's a legit explanation for them, like, "hey, I was just buying them so that some REAL criminal couldn't!", or "hey, they were just stocking-stuffers for my nephew, I was going to fill them with candy!)
If the allegations prove to be true, this is a deplorable situation for the following reasons:
1) It is deplorable that the right-wing rhetoric by some pundits and preachers has come to such a high pitch that we should see someone try to take a step to enacting the logical outcome of this rhetoric.You might not like the President, but you can't do violence to him as your solution. Because, whether or not like the President, the office is bigger than the man, and when you threaten violence to the President, you are threatening us, the people, whom he represents.
And don't give me that, "oh my God! But THIS guy is ushering in Fascism," or "Communism", or whatever other crap people say about our presidents when they don't like them. That is BS, and if you don't realize it is BS, then track down one of your good American neighbors who emigrated from the Soviet Union, or China, or Haiti, and ask them if our country compares. Because until you have lived in a police state, or talked with someone who has, in order to understand the horrors involved, you have no idea what you are talking about. It was BS when the left said it about Bush and it's BS now.
2) It will be deplorable if this man is convicted and he is treated w/any more compassion than the Gitmo detainees. A terrorist is a terrorist is a terrorist, and by any other name would smell as beastly. Or, you could reverse it and say that it is deplorable that the Gitmo detainees currently are treated worse than a person accused of any crime in this country, because they lack the basic rights of the accused that our country holds so dear. It's one or the other. A little fairness is all I'm asking for.
3) It will be MOST deplorable that this guy was hired in the first place. This is a big problem all over the Metro area. After 9/11, we saw armies of private security guards park their rears in our government buildings and do nothing. Don't blame the guards! Sure, there are some good ones. But there are lots of worthless ones. These companies don't screen applicants well, don't pay a decent wage, and offer little training. What do we expect?
And why do we have all these private security guards? So we can feel more secure. Well, currently, that's about as effective using a chicken cutlet to call your mother in Florida and wish her "happy birthday". I feel like when I walk by a private security guard in the morning and flash my ID, there are two people working: there's the security guard, who's acting like what they're doing is making me safer, and there's me, who's acting like I believe that they're keeping me safer. The only difference is, I'm not being paid for my half of the operation. And, I'll tell ya', the amount of times I've done this, I think security companies owe me a pretty fat check.
Better training, better screening, and better wages for security guards. If they're doing important work, treat them like professionals. And that holds true whether this guy is guilty or innocent.
Yours in the Struggle,
Toby Morton
www.tobymorton.com
Thursday, October 22, 2009
TOBY MORTON
For Mayor
The Financial Crisis
Times are tough. Banks are collapsing, asking for bailouts of their bailouts. People are saddled with bad debt: houses worth less than their mortgages, mountains of credit card debt for crap they didn't need but were encouraged to buy, job uncertainty, an economy contracting, fuel prices on an adult-sized roller coaster ride. Some have lost their jobs already, and in this economy, they're not sure where or when the next job coming from. Let's face it, New York, we are at war.
The times indeed are tough, but we need to be tougher and we can. As George Bush stood on the rubble Ground Zero and announced that “the people who knocked these buildings down would hear from us soon.” Not literally, of course, because the guys who knocked the buildings down were already dead....unless Bush meant we'd all be dead soon. Actually, I don't know what he meant. Anyway the point is, when war is involved, America always rises to the occasion: whether it's The War to End All Wars (World War I), or The New War to End All Wars (World War II), or Korea, or Vietnam, or the War on Drugs, or the War on Terrorism, America is always ready, and always will be ready.
That's why it's time to say it: there's a new war in town. It's called The War on the Financial Crisis to End All Wars on All Financial Crises Forever, and requires our immediate support. Now, like any war there are a number of steps that need to be taken. They're pretty easy:
1.Identify the Enemy
2.Make a Strategy for Victory
3.Mobilize Resources
4.Kick Some Tail
1. Identify the Enemy:
There are a lot of enemies on this one. Remember those ads from Citigroup, “Live Richly”? They're on the list. All mortgage brokers, so-called professionals, with zero ethics and zero education, working purely on commissions and quarterly bonuses, double-talking little old ladies on fixed incomes to take on $500,000 mortages, they're on the list. All sleazeball financiers making money off of trading abstract values on computer screens, working in things like derivatives, and special-purpose entities, as if capital wasn't related to real things, they're on the list.
Also on the list: people who listen to the credit card companies, the technology companies, the advertising companies, the real estate companies, who kept saying, “go ahead, you deserve it!” People who bought too much. People who think more stuff will make them happy. I got a buddy who got swindled out of lot of money at a poker game in Thailand and you know what he says? “Only greedy people get scammed.”
Now that we have identified the enemy, I think it is pretty obvious that the enemy is at least, in part, us.
2. Make a Strategy for Victory:
This comes in two parts. For that part of the enemy that is NOT us, all we need to do is convince a sizeable portion of the American populace that these financial scumbags are hiding weapons of mass destruction. The rest should follow like clockwork.
For the enemy that is us, however, this is more difficult. I think we need to use this experience to grow wiser. There is an old Russian proverb that says, “It is a wise man who learns from the mistakes of others. It is a fool who can only learn from his own.” Well, we obviously haven't learned anything from the mistakes of the Great Depression, which means we're basically a bunch of fools. I think we all deserve a big spanking for getting a little too greedy and big for our britches.
This brings me to 3. Mobilize resources:
We oughtta suffer a little. Not too much, though. No one should lose their homes and be out on the street. No one should be backed up against the wall with creditors so bad they can't afford food. The government should step in and make laws the require credit companies to work with you to pay off your debts without screwining you for ten years on your credit rating. After all, they're a little culpable for the predatory lending, and if they can't be counted on to lend responsibly, then the government should make sure they collect responsibly. However, if it isn't a primary residence, a primary means of transportation, a suit fot work, education or healthcare-realted, or food, I say they got a right to take it back and you gotta give it up: Give up the flat screen, the gas guzzling SUV you shouldn't've had in the first place, all the extra clothes and shoes, the stupid collection of garden gnomes you've wasted a life away on ebay trying to complete. Find satisfaction in yourself, in being alive, cuz in the end, all you got is you. There will always be more stuff, but there will never be another you. Together will be stronger when we ALL come out the other side of the big mess. (minus the people on the list.)
How are we gonna do this? You're gonna elect me. I will have a mandate. With me, we will start the biggest set of demonstrations, consumer advocacy and letter-writing campaings the world has ever seen.
All the will enable to 4. Kick Some Tail. Nuff said.
For Mayor
The Financial Crisis
Times are tough. Banks are collapsing, asking for bailouts of their bailouts. People are saddled with bad debt: houses worth less than their mortgages, mountains of credit card debt for crap they didn't need but were encouraged to buy, job uncertainty, an economy contracting, fuel prices on an adult-sized roller coaster ride. Some have lost their jobs already, and in this economy, they're not sure where or when the next job coming from. Let's face it, New York, we are at war.
The times indeed are tough, but we need to be tougher and we can. As George Bush stood on the rubble Ground Zero and announced that “the people who knocked these buildings down would hear from us soon.” Not literally, of course, because the guys who knocked the buildings down were already dead....unless Bush meant we'd all be dead soon. Actually, I don't know what he meant. Anyway the point is, when war is involved, America always rises to the occasion: whether it's The War to End All Wars (World War I), or The New War to End All Wars (World War II), or Korea, or Vietnam, or the War on Drugs, or the War on Terrorism, America is always ready, and always will be ready.
That's why it's time to say it: there's a new war in town. It's called The War on the Financial Crisis to End All Wars on All Financial Crises Forever, and requires our immediate support. Now, like any war there are a number of steps that need to be taken. They're pretty easy:
1.Identify the Enemy
2.Make a Strategy for Victory
3.Mobilize Resources
4.Kick Some Tail
1. Identify the Enemy:
There are a lot of enemies on this one. Remember those ads from Citigroup, “Live Richly”? They're on the list. All mortgage brokers, so-called professionals, with zero ethics and zero education, working purely on commissions and quarterly bonuses, double-talking little old ladies on fixed incomes to take on $500,000 mortages, they're on the list. All sleazeball financiers making money off of trading abstract values on computer screens, working in things like derivatives, and special-purpose entities, as if capital wasn't related to real things, they're on the list.
Also on the list: people who listen to the credit card companies, the technology companies, the advertising companies, the real estate companies, who kept saying, “go ahead, you deserve it!” People who bought too much. People who think more stuff will make them happy. I got a buddy who got swindled out of lot of money at a poker game in Thailand and you know what he says? “Only greedy people get scammed.”
Now that we have identified the enemy, I think it is pretty obvious that the enemy is at least, in part, us.
2. Make a Strategy for Victory:
This comes in two parts. For that part of the enemy that is NOT us, all we need to do is convince a sizeable portion of the American populace that these financial scumbags are hiding weapons of mass destruction. The rest should follow like clockwork.
For the enemy that is us, however, this is more difficult. I think we need to use this experience to grow wiser. There is an old Russian proverb that says, “It is a wise man who learns from the mistakes of others. It is a fool who can only learn from his own.” Well, we obviously haven't learned anything from the mistakes of the Great Depression, which means we're basically a bunch of fools. I think we all deserve a big spanking for getting a little too greedy and big for our britches.
This brings me to 3. Mobilize resources:
We oughtta suffer a little. Not too much, though. No one should lose their homes and be out on the street. No one should be backed up against the wall with creditors so bad they can't afford food. The government should step in and make laws the require credit companies to work with you to pay off your debts without screwining you for ten years on your credit rating. After all, they're a little culpable for the predatory lending, and if they can't be counted on to lend responsibly, then the government should make sure they collect responsibly. However, if it isn't a primary residence, a primary means of transportation, a suit fot work, education or healthcare-realted, or food, I say they got a right to take it back and you gotta give it up: Give up the flat screen, the gas guzzling SUV you shouldn't've had in the first place, all the extra clothes and shoes, the stupid collection of garden gnomes you've wasted a life away on ebay trying to complete. Find satisfaction in yourself, in being alive, cuz in the end, all you got is you. There will always be more stuff, but there will never be another you. Together will be stronger when we ALL come out the other side of the big mess. (minus the people on the list.)
How are we gonna do this? You're gonna elect me. I will have a mandate. With me, we will start the biggest set of demonstrations, consumer advocacy and letter-writing campaings the world has ever seen.
All the will enable to 4. Kick Some Tail. Nuff said.
Reaction to Recent Debates
Did you watch or listen to the debate between Bloomberg and Thompson the other night? Probably you didn't. I mean, if the run-off primary election for Public Advocate and Comptroller is any indication, where something like EIGHT PERCENT of the electorate showed up, then my guess is that people are pretty apathetic. And people, I gotta take you to task for this.
For example: I don't think probably most of you listened to the last debate between Yassky and Liu. I did, because because Weinstein made me. But after a while I found myself hoping that I might glean some smidgeon of information that would differentiate the two candidates.. But they spent the whole time accusing each other of negative campaigning and acting insulted. Why? Because neither of them could find an issue they disagreed on. (Tier 5 pensions for City workers being the one big difference, but it's not the Comptroller who's gonna decide that anyway!) They could have saved our money and time if they'd just put up one picture of Liu and one picture of Yassky for an hour on the TV screen and said, “dial this number for the Chinese Democrat, dial this number for the Jewish Democrat.” Not that I'm knocking Democrats. Some of my best friends are Democrats. Some of my best friends are Republicans (mostly because, in this City, there is little difference between the two.)
But here is my point. The winning candidates, Bill de Blasio for Public Advocate (whatever that office does) and John Liu for Comptroller, are fine guys. And they won with something like 50% or more of the vote in a primary run-off that pretty much has decided who has won the office, because there are no serious Republican contendors. But that 50% came from just EIGHT PERCENT of the voters. If I was John Liu or Bill de Blasio, I'd take that as a pretty serious cue that no one gives a rat's psoterior about those offices. Six percent of the voting population electing you is not a mandate. If John Liu and Bill de Blasio show up to work everyday in a donkey costume and decide that the best way to serve the people is to crap grapefruits out of the back of that costume, well don't blame them. No one elected them. And that is not their fault, people, it’s ours! As the electorate, we have to show up! It doesn't matter what choice we make, but we GOTTA vote. Otherwise, how do we hold them accountable?
And now, about the Mayoral debate: who is Bill Thompson? Does anyone know? Do I? How could we? The combination of us being an apathetic electorate and him not being a billionaire -- see the unending bombardment of slick flyers we get from Friends of Mike -- means we never hear from Bill Thompson.. This is also partly Thompson's fault. He has been our Comptroller for 8 years, but when did you ever hear from him? When was the last big earth-shaking thing that came from the Comptroller's Office? He didn’t do a bad job, but he's just too quiet about it. His office has had a couple of big stories: busting welfare fraud and whatnot. But nothing like the daily press releases from the Mayor's Office about speaking engagements, signing bills, etc. I think Bill Thompson should have been at that debate in the donkey costume, crapping out grapefruits as fast as he could. At least, then, we'd have something to talk about instead of the term limits BS.
And that brings me to my last point: I'm not a fan of the term limits change, either, but it's done! Deal with it! If you wanna run for Mayor, you need to compete. And unless the only vote you need is your mom’s, whining is not the solution.. These are the rules, Bill. Learn to live with them. The term-limits thing is a real issue but if you want to prevent a dictatorship, you gotta prove you're better than the potential dictator!
Prove yourself to be more than the lecturing patriarch. And the only way to do that is to vote for a guy who presents real change. A guy who employs people to force him to think broadly about the issues, and who’s not afraid to admit that he is like you: he is not perfect, but he cares, most of the time. I am that man.
I promise you a vision. It won't be perfect. It might be blurry. But with the corrective lenses of the people's voice, it will at least be able to see the world in terms you understand.
Yours in the Struggle,
Toby Morton
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